What The?

Wow, it's been a long while since I've been on here blogging away like the good little blogger I never was. What has happened in the past almost 2 years? There's a lot to cover so I'll just put down the short version:

1) Quit playing World of Warcraft
2) Got a Girlfriend
3) Got a new job


For those who care to know more in depth, read on. For the rest who just like the short version, this is the moment you stop reading and go do a google image search for Hayden Panettiere nip slip. Try as you might, she's not only underage, but there aren't any photos of her boobies... yet. Oh, and if you do find some, let me know!

So WoW was becoming more of a chore than anything else so I quit. For those who never played, this wont make much sense to you. Yes, it's a game and it should be fun, but when they released the expansion pack, they took out the "fun factor" and turned the game into a grind. They added all of this new content for everyone to see but make the requisites to see the new shit way too mind-numbing. Rep grinds, difficult instances and late nights took their toll on me so I quit. I still miss the peeps I became friends with during my stay in the world within the world but it's probably better to stay away from that damn game.

On the girlfriend front, I'm actually surprised such a cool chick digs me... and I really didn't have to do much to make it happen. We got set up by her sister who thought she needed to date a "nice guy". Not sure where she got the idea that I was a nice guy but hey, it's working out so far. Whatever, I'm a sappy little bitch and she knows it. They all do.

The new job is the latest "big thing" for me. I have no idea why they hired me but I sure am glad they did. I needed to get out of the position I was in over at my old job. Doing the exact same shit over the past 3 years was enough. Especially with my awesome supervisor who felt the need to talk to me about the differences between breakfast cereals for 20 minutes or the time his wife stubbed her toe and she said "ouch" for another 15. Seriously, this guy had the social ability of a wet block of Gouda. It was always a pleasure to have him come talk to me about fabric softener while I was working on all of the last minute shite that came up on Friday afternoons. Hey cock-poker, how about you stop talking and help out? No? Ok, then get the eff out of my damn face and go talk to someone that gives two shits about your inane life. We shall see how the new job goes. So far, no nutbags bothering me while I try to work so that's good. Now if only I could find someone to train me...